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I came across some very funny on the web and wanted to share them to get some laughs. Baby, you are my Tijuana Taxi. Yours were blue. Can I have a dollar? Must wear size five shoes.
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Some willingness to assist with basic bodily functions required. She's a young 81 yrs of age and she's very pretty. The things she does with her teeth are out of this world, too, especially when their in her mouth. I hope that's not too big for you ladies.
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If it is, I promise to be gentle. If you just want the wife, that's cool too. I can just watch. Let me know soon. Please send photograph of tractor. I love personals walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, Call xxx xxx-xxxx and ask for Daisy. It had 15, calls from men all over the funny Originally Posted by DRGirl.
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It had 15, calls from men all over the country! Originally Posted by onihC. If it was a guy saying he was looking for a good looking girl to drive around him, prepare him candlelight dinners, etc.
Oh, if only you knew. Young guys showing older, wealthy women "a good time" is far more common than you think. Shows that all the women who are leeches and live off men have a future.
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Originally Posted by justthe6ofus. When I was in college I had one guy that was having bad luck with his dating profile he was a older student, late 20's. I helped tweak his profile to sound more female-friendly and he had more replies than he could handle. Originally Posted by darrensmooth. Please register to post and access all features of our very popular forum.
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Remember Me. Advanced Search. View detailed profile Advanced or search site with. Search Forums Advanced. Location: Massachusetts posts, readtimes Reputation: Advertisements I came across some very funny on the web and wanted to share them to get some laughs. Location: Portland, OR 8, posts, read 8, times Reputation: Quote: Originally Posted by onihC If it was a guy saying he was funny for a good looking girl to drive around him, prepare him candlelight personals, etc.
Quote: Originally Posted by onihC Shows that all the women who are leeches and live off men have a future.
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