Archives RSS. I took a semester at Virginia Tech to study abroad, in the happiest place on Earth. An internship for which I was merely ased a job in merchandise retail while wearing a flannel hoop skirt with a shoulder-padded blouse and bow tie.
I worked in the very last store by the exit, where everyone came after the park closed to get their 8X10 photo of the family with Mickey Mouse. Every time I surveyed the line to assess when I could get the hell out of there, I noticed they were surveying me. Blatantly staring at me as though they were waiting for me to make eye contact.
I surveyed them back, trying to figure out if I knew them from the College Program. Not registering their faces, I just proceeded to go about my cash register typing.
After catching them eye-raping me a few more times as they patiently waited in line, I felt kind of awkward when they reached the counter. Only having a minute or so at the counter they got world to the point. Disney found it odd and uncomfortable that a woman just complimented me flirtatiously, in front of her boyfriend nonetheless. They both chuckled at my naivety as I nonchalantly rang them up for their escort photo.
The girl wrote her on her receipt and handed it back to me. They were inviting me to have a threesome with them … in Disney World!
When did the happiest place on earth become the horniest? As I walked through the Disney tunnel to change out of my Amish-looking outfit, I pulled the with a foreign area code out of my pocket, wadded it up and tossed it into the trashcan.
The whole idea of it freaked me out, and besides, I had a boyfriend at the time and I don't think he was invited. But I walked through that underground smelly tunnel with my shoulder-p back and head held high I looked like something off Little House in the Prairie, and I was still sexy enough to be invited to a threesome.
I got off on that.
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